Please make me a woman!
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Please make me a woman!
Overseer Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:55 pm
A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his partner, awakened the children. Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches.
Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners.
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went for food shopping, then drove home to put away the food.
Paid the bills and balanced the chequebook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and walked and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the children and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the children organized to do their school work.
Then set up the ironing board and watched the telly while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, prepared the roast and snapped fresh beans for supper. Baked a cake for dessert.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the children, nagged them to put toys away again and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted!
And, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was
thinking, I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months though... You got pregnant last night."
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his partner, awakened the children. Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches.
Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners.
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went for food shopping, then drove home to put away the food.
Paid the bills and balanced the chequebook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and walked and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the children and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the children organized to do their school work.
Then set up the ironing board and watched the telly while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, prepared the roast and snapped fresh beans for supper. Baked a cake for dessert.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the children, nagged them to put toys away again and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted!
And, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was
thinking, I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months though... You got pregnant last night."
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