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Post  Overseer Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:37 pm

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a pressie.

He drove to shop and ran in the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
'Barbie goes to the gym' for £19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for £19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for £19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for £19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for £19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for £375.00"

"Why is the Divorced Barbie £375.00 when all the others are £19.95?, the father asked.

The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."

Mmm...Barbie Isn't That Stupid After All...
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