MMs Traffic Jam!

The website is so busy at http://midlandsmaidens.com that our vistors and clients have blown out our
daily traffic! If you find you cant access our site its cos MMs is the best.
Please be patient and try again another day, when you dont get stuck in traffic.
MMs blows out the world! Business is booming here, and yet everyone else has been hit by the recession.
MMs leads ahead, the others crawl behind in agony trying to follow!

Some of our clients were saying that too, but it seemed to be working here? And this time it wasnt me blowing the website up!

No you didnt blow up babe x There were some traffic jams in the evening, in and out, then we were back
again full speed. Too many clients wanting another looky at the prettiest girls around, thatll do it everytime.

Hey, youre not wrong, its been overflowing again tonight! I cant get why so many people phone up to say the website's down, then make a booking- super advertising innit?

Yes, of course am right, am never wrong. Sure is super advertising! Afterall MMs is super amazing! We are the best! Better than all the rest!

Flippin hecks going off tonight? Booked up solid till after midnight already?

Hey thats wonderful babe! Its Tuesdays relief with MMs!

Hey its another Friday night busy traffic jam for MMs! Please be patient with us as everyone is
in a traffic waiting to get in too. So many clients, prettiest girls in England, is no wonder all the traffic!
MMs website shall be available again soon, thank you to each of you for your support, patience and
never ending loyality. Cheers X

Yes its getting a bit regular now. Plans are underway to ease the website workload, which is the definative sign that MMs is now the busiest agency in Nottingham!

Yes, MMs is the busiest and Best agency in Nottingham!

Sheesh... every girl on the agency out yet again tonight. I need a rest... roll on the christmas dinner!

Hey its heavy traffic time again. Please be patient with us, MMs is worth the wait.
The website will be available as soon as possible. Thank you

Wow! Friday evening MMs traffic jam again in the new year. Its gonna be bigger and better for
MMs in 2009! Heres to the best year ahead x Cheers x

This time of the years supposed to be quiet, innit? Obviously nobody told our clients then- madness innit?

Yes, am hear others are sleeping ghost agency. But no MMs clients keep it busy cracking.
Its wonderful being a mega agency. Heres to the best with MMs, wonderfull madness!

Whoa! Another busy night for MMs! Please be patient as traffic is extremely busy tonight, the MMs
website shall resume shortly, thank you.

Another busy Friday, business as usual for MMs. Thank you for your business and patience, the
website shall resume as soon as traffic allows. Cheers!

Sheesh... had to turn the phones off again. What on earths happening at weekends?

Whoa! Its this busy on a Monday? I reckon everyone is celebrating Chinese New Year today with
MMs! The website will resume soon, please remain patient and once again thank you all so much
for your loyalty and business. Business as usual at MMs! Happy Chinese New Year everyone x
Tis the year of the ox! Cheers x

Aaahhh, of course! Wondered why it was worky dafty. Forgot all about it being the new year of the box

Giggles @ box. Its the new year of the Ox!

According to the ancient medieval MMs oracle calender, its the year of the box

Oh right the ancient medieval MMs oracle calender states that well then we must respect the
New Year of the box.

Whooaaa! Super busy traffic on a Tuesday evening! Please be patient whilst in traffic, the website shall resume shortly. Thank you

Another MMs traffic jam. Please be patient as the website of fun shall resume shortly. Thank you for your patronage x Cheers x