For Sale - Dont miss this exclusive offer.

For sale:
One wife, used, but still in reasonable condition.
Comes with all the usual wifely skills (say no more)
Genuine reason for sale:
Having discovered the escorting business I need some ready cash urgently.
Any reasonable offer accepted:
Fortunately the first reasonable offer is guaranteed to be successful
Don’t miss this once in lifetime offer.
You too can enjoy what I have for the last xx years!

We cant afford it over here mate. We already gave nearly 3grands worth of free bookings away. Get her to apply to be a Maiden and you might get a freebie instead of having to take her shopping!

Admin wrote:We cant afford it over here mate. We already gave nearly 3grands worth of free bookings away. Get her to apply to be a Maiden and you might get a freebie instead of having to take her shopping!

Trust me she wouldent get thru the interview or maybe even the door!!
and if she did I doubt there would be any bookings forthcoming.

Thanks for the reply though!
We all live in hope -
or nottingham
or somewhere