'I think you're the father of one of my kids

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'I think you're the father of one of my kids

Post  Overseer on Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:19 pm

A guy goes to the market and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello and he's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I shagged on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my bum with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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