The Ultimate One Liners!

The next time some drunk arsed bloke tries to chat you up in a club and assumes the rub up postion to you...
just say all too calmly... Robert De Niros waiting talking italian!

That should shock his wasted arse, and he'll park his tank elsewhere as you walk away like he doesnt even exist.

Works everytime x Giggles

Yeah? I'll try that next time instead of 'arse off, nobbed'

Overseer wrote:The next time some drunk arsed bloke tries to chat you up in a club and assumes the rub up postion to you...
just say all too calmly... Robert De Niros waiting talking italian!

That should shock his wasted arse, and he'll park his tank elsewhere as you walk away like he doesnt even exist.

Works everytime x Giggles

If some drunk arsed bloke tries to chat me up or gets within a foot of assuming the rub up position, I'll deck his sorry arse.

However if its drunk arsed girl - my reation would be somewhat different I think

Yes, arse off, nobbed! Is an ultimate too!

Gosh dunno what I do if it was a girl all tanked up try that... prolly send her over to that
drunk arse bloke, tell her 'hey that bloke over there, he Really wants you!'... or shall I send her over to you EasyRider?

Yes please -- YES PLEASE -