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Post  The Commander on Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:34 pm

Well... after the latest batch of interviewees, all of which have worked elsewhere previously, and the majority of whom looked and gave out the impression that they were washed out and in need of an MOT, despite them saying that they had field reports, we can only conclude that we must be missing something that other people can see. Sure, the field reports look brilliant. But after meeting the girls involved, we can only conclude that the clients must be used to clapped out bangers too. Hey maybe we're not missing something after all? We'll let our bookings sheet do the talking!

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Post  Overseer on Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:56 pm

Giggles @ clapped out bangers! Yeah, let booking sheet speak for itself, all happy smiling clients.
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Post  The Commander on Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:18 pm

Yeah and my films on now that my signature quote comes from. That scene with the monkeys at the start, all dancing round and scared to death in awe of that monolith made me think of MMs as the monolith

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Post  Overseer on Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:21 pm

Yeah thats brill! MMs the monolith!
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Post  The Commander on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:23 am

Really puzzles me how these girls get field reports and feedback in the first place, or indeed even get employed. Youd need a pretty hefty pair of beer goggles to even make them look half decent

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Post  Overseer on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:28 am

I reckon those punters must been really drunk... and perhaps those girls were cheaper by the dozen?
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Post  The Commander on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:33 am

Nah, that cant be the case. One of the agencies involved insist that they only accommodate the very best clients. Presumably then, the main criteria for a very best client must be that they leave their guide dog at home

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Post  Overseer on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:40 am

Well I reckon then its the very mature coke bottled speck wearing clients who dont need girls
to look good, as long as they can feel skin, their sorted.
The only other thing would explain it would be fake field reports sent in by mates of the girls
or the agency themselves to try to boost egos and low booking sheet?
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Post  The Commander on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:44 am

No, the field reports arent fake... as such. Mind you, theres ways to do it. Radar bleeper is on!

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Post  Overseer on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:58 am

I think if you want to fake something so badly, it can be done, but Not for long!
Sad shame if its been done.
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Post  The Commander on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:54 am

Sheesh... a couple of girls interviewed for us yesterday that were ultimate pits. I'd heard that the agency they are working for are a bit rubbish from other sources, but seeing the quality of staff there leads us to believe that our sources were being rather conservative in their opinions. Full details in next weeks newsletter

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